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Thursday, April 29, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after they're sweaty.
posted by Harvey at 10:06:46 PM permalink HOME
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CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES #84
is up at WOLves.
The entry that caught my eye this week was from John of Greenie Watch,
where he expressed shock and dismay at the notion that it's becoming
trendy to not put diapers on your infants. Given the quote from the no-diaper-dad, I can see why:
"In my mind, diapers became the symbol of the Evil Empire of Western
Parenting in which babies must suffer to accommodate the needs of their
parents' broken-continuum culture: a controlled, sterile, odorless,
wall-to-wall carpeted fortress in which to live with the illusion of
dominion over nature," wrote Noelle [...] "How I longed for a simple, dirt-floored, baby-friendly
hut like that of a Yequana family,"
That last line makes blood pour into my eyes. This ignorant pile of
crap has no idea what he's wishing for. Were I a genie, I'd be tempted
to give it to him, just to watch him suffer.
The bugs, the murderous weather, the disease, the parasites, dangerous wild animals, poison snakes & spiders.
Yeah, eat it up shithead.
I hope something crawls out of your "dirt floor" & lays eggs in your nutsack.
Idiot.
posted by Harvey at 9:46:54 PM permalink HOME
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THE MILLION MUNU MARCH
In the comments to my "why are these people on my blogroll" post,
I sensed a certain degree of discontent with the load time for my site.
And the busted comments. And the inoperative trackbacks. And the
unmemorizable URL.
Some people think I should get a nice MuNu blog, so I'll tell you what.
If you folks are going to whine like a bunch of liberals, you might as
well act like them, too. Go ahead & have a nice sit-in protest in
the comments to this post.
If it gets to 100, and if Pixy will still have me, and if the Bartender's offer to help me move is still good. I'll go.
Naked protesters welcome.
posted by Harvey at 8:47:46 PM permalink HOME
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