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  Monday, April 05, 2004


TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

It's always more than sex to sleep with you.
Don't get me wrong; I like to tangle sheets
and hungry scents and taste the salty dew
of glistening sweat where heavy brow meets
soft eyelids closed, relaxed. I'll kiss them, too,
and sample other slow seduction sweets.
But I run out of juice, won't thump my chest
and say I don't, and so I like the rest:
I like to lie, arms wrapped around you, deep
in comfortable darkness where the moon projects
odd patterns on the walls. I want to keep
you safe and warm as winter licks our necks.
You mumble love and slowly fall asleep;
these moments worth much more than simple sex.


[NOTE: Today's love note is not one I've given to Beloved Wife in the past. I stole this from Musings from Brian J. Noggle today.]


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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY


[14 15 16 Fox]

After some initial indecision, Bill Clinton finally decided on the age and physical description of his ideal intern.

[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one]


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BEST OF ME SYMPHONY

... is up at WOLves.

My favorite was Susie of Practical Penumbra's entry. A charming tale of multiple disasters at the theater, and that last line just slays me.


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KING OF THE BLOGS HOST BRAIN-WIPE

Nick, the jovial host of the King of the Blogs Tournament, had a senior moment and accidentally deleted the e-mail addresses of this week's KotB tournament contestants. If you're in the KotB tournament this week, drop him a line:

patriot AT patriot-paradox.com

Then whack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper so he doesn't do this again.


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MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Precision Guided Humor Assignment due 8pm Wed: Add to the list of Fun Facts About Terrorists

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