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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Love is when the woman of your dreams becomes a reality and sleep stops being a priority.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[WINDY CITY HEMP FEST]

Matty O'Blackfive kicked the crap out of a bunch of filthy hippies and all I got was this lousy graffiti currency.

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HELPING TO GIVE WINGS

Martin of Ego was whining about being an Ecosystematic Reptile in the comments to the Bear's "it's fixed now" post, and yearning for Flappy-Birddom. So I took a peek to see what was what.

Found something of interest: a Cox & Forkum interview buried in the archives. Cool.

Incidentally , I'm loving that Cox & Forkum logo on the sidebar. I want one, too. How do I get one? Do I have to pay money, or can I earn it by force-bathing hippies?

Speaking of the sidebar, there's an ad for Body In Mind, which is a site dedicated to the proposition:

We think female beauty is perfectly, brilliantly, glowingly good. That it has never been bad in any way and can never be.

Sounds like BloggersWithBoobies, except without the blogging part. Nothing but good taste & loveliness to be found there. Take a peek, if you're so inclined. Even the ladies might like it, because it's practically art.

Although it's not work safe.

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ZEVON FEST '04 PART 1

Free Warren Zevon tunes from Straight White Guy. Go ahead & bust his bandwidth by downloading them. Hell, it's not like he's done anything else for you lately.

About time he started pulled his weight around here.

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OUTRIGHT THEFT

...of this post from Physics Geek:

Saw the following description of the major(liberal) news media outlets over at Boortz:

New name for the ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, Washington Post, New York Times, Los Angeles Times leftist media cartel. The "Axis of Drivel." Credit to Doug Giles from Miami.

Some things are just too good not to share.

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I USED TO THINK TIFFANY WAS A GOOD GIRL

...until I went to Blown Fuse and found a link to The Good Time Fun Bunch.

All the videos suck, except for All Natural, which I found amusing.

I won't mention that these aren't safe for work, because I'm sure you could figure that part out, since I'm linking to them.

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WHAT'S MORE EVIL THAN...

Trading Spaces, While You Were Out, and Clean Sweep, all rolled together?

No, not a Kerry presidency (although you're close)...

The Propeller Island City Lodge.

Go ahead. Look at ALL the rooms. I dare you.

And then tell me whether your evil scale has a new 10.

(hat tip to my Latvian friends at microDay Weblog for finding the link)

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BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES

...is up at Soundfury. Wherein I found... Great Gorgon's Gonads! This is the apotheosis of suck! The. Worst. Blog. Entry. Ever. Written.

It's a 1.7 on the Bill Whittle scale, and it doesn't contain a single coherant sentence.

I mean, seriously folks, if Andrew doesn't delete this... thing... and soon - for the good of humanity, mind you - I'll arrange to have him beaten with a leather strap.

And not in a happy way.

Just... Wow.

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HOORAY!

I'm probably the last person to notice this, but the Bear finally got the Ecosystem de-quirkified. Now I can finally relax and get back to obsessing about my ACCURATE statistics.

By the way, why am I still creeping up the charts? I'm a sick, twisted pervert! You should run screaming the other way and shun me like a leper! But NOOOOOO! You keep linking me instead.

You people need help.

Which, by the way, is available in large quantities at the comment party at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon.

Gratuitous linkage to the first person brave enough to try out the mechanical bull. It hasn't been used in a while. God only knows what'll happen...

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BETTER HEADGEAR

According to my referer logs, I'm the #3 MSN search for "commie hat". So I took a peek at #1.

Precious. Mheh.

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WHEREIN I RESPOND TO HANS BLIX'S ASSERTION

... that Iraq is worse off now that it was under Saddam.

[reads statement]

[jaw drops to floor]

[picks up jaw, prepares to speak]

...

[jaws drops back to floor]

[picks up jaw, prepares to speak]

...

[jaw drops to floor]

[picks up jaw, prepares to speak]

...

[thinks better of it]

[drops Blix into a plastic shredder to help him understand the meaning of "worse off"]

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FAT TEDDY SAYS

"Iraq is George Bush's Vietnam"

Whatever, asshat. Just keep in mind that the last Republican to have a Vietnam got re-elected.

Link via USS Clueless, who has an excellent piece on what all this fighting really means: "many of the most dangerous people in Iraq gave us an excuse to destroy them"

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