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Wednesday, April 07, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
You know you're in love when you think about that person, and your stomach gets all fuzzy and squishy.
posted by Harvey at 11:19:02 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
[Eric has a big penis]
I'd be more impressed if Eric hadn't gotten this from Molly the Midget.
posted by Harvey at 11:16:59 PM permalink HOME
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SCREW YOU, WEB BASED E-MAIL
If I had web-based e-mail that I used a lot, I'd probably want to
download my e-mail to my computer, because Yahoo has an absolutely
crappy interface for composing e-mail.
And if my web-based e-mail wanted me to use their services once a month or lose my account, I'd want to download my e-mails, just so I could keep things going.
Just recently, I found a nifty little program that lets you download
e-mail from your web-based service. I've successfully downloaded,
installed, set up, and used YahooPOPs
with Mozilla's e-mail client and Yahoo's e-mail. It claims to work with
other web-based services & clients as well, but I'll leave that as
an exercise for the reader.
And yes, it's free.
posted by Harvey at 10:57:29 PM permalink HOME
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CATWOMAN REVEALS ALL
Jen of Jennifer's History & stuff tells you most of the things you want to know about her. It's like going on a first date.
Except you don't have to pay for dinner :-)
But you don't get to kiss her good-night, either :-(
However, you DO get to find out that she was smart enough to leave Wisconsin... although I'm not convinced Iowa is a step UP.
posted by Harvey at 10:50:43 PM permalink HOME
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IMAO T-SHIRT BABE JUDGE
Like a hamster in a cattle drive, I've been selected as a judge in the upcoming IMAO T-shirt Babe Contest, along with far superior bloggers such as:
*... Frank J., genius extraordinaire and creator of IMAO
* Doug the T-Shirt Guy, capitalistic owner of ThoseShirts.com
* Emperor Misha I, ruler of the blog The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
* Bill Whittle, brilliant essayist and guy in flight suit from Eject! Eject! Eject!
* Blackfive, victim of the French's greatest military victory ever (he got a reprimand for insulting a French General)
* John Hawkins, pundit/interviewer/humorist of Right Wing News
* Glenn Reynolds, author of Instapundit and [filthy oppressive puppy-blending] overlord of the blogosphere
the numerous details of how to enter are:
First, be a babe. Second, have a photo taken (it needs to be recent)
displaying your babeness. Third, to prove your babeness, write a short
(200 words or less) hawkish statement (we can't have someone wearing a,
anti-terrorist t-shirt who deosn’t actually want terrorists dead).
Finally, e-mail a digital copy of the photo, your short essay, name,
and website URL (if you have one) to me with the subject "IMAO T-Shirt Babe".
And prizes? Serious prizes. This ain't no piddly "permalink & t-shirt prize" like I got (although the T-shirt is cool, and it sometimes looks like people actually click that permalink once in a while). No, we're talking actual MONEY:
You will receive all the IMAO t-shirts, of course, so you can model
them. And, as payment for the modeling pictures, you will receive one
hundred dollars cash (or check or paypal... whatever works for ya) and
a $100 shopping spree at ThoseShirts.com.
Oh, and if you want to get in on all the hot judging action, too,
there's a contest for a final judge, the winner of which gets to "join
the crème de la crème of the blogosphere (and Harvey) in being a
judge". Here's what you do for that:
To enter write a short (100-words or less) over the top statement about
how IMAO the best website... nay... the best thing ever. E-mail it and
your preferred appellation to me with the subject "IMAO is Super Great!" and I'll pick my favorite (and thus the winner).
Details on all this stuff can be found at IMAO, so go check it out
posted by Harvey at 7:49:14 AM permalink HOME
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