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Monday, April 12, 2004
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FILTHY LIE NEWS FLASH
Just got a report from Blogless Brother Tom. Apparently when Tom stuffed a Mac in Evil Glenn's PC case as an April Fools' Day prank, he also made himself a copy of a few files.
Of special interest to those keeping score on Glenn's nefarious deeds were two pictures from the folder marked "Hobo Kill'n Pictures I Took With My Head-Mounted Wireless Web Cam".
One labeled "before".
One labeled "after".
Gives me the willies, it does.
Oh, and any resemblance between these pictures and screen captures from "Postal 2" is purely coincidental.
posted by Harvey at 10:31:51 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
To experience the coming together of you and I is to experience the ecstasy of an eternity.
posted by Harvey at 10:05:32 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
"Look," said Cain, "SOMEBODY has to be the world's first murder victim, and your name got drawn fair and square, so stop squirming!"
[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]
posted by Harvey at 10:02:36 PM permalink HOME
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BEST OF ME SYMPHONY
is up at Blogo Slovo. My pick of the week would be Jim of Snooze Button Dreams taking his whack at the "blogging rules" horse corpse (hey, everyone does it eventually).
But I kid the Snoozemeister, it's a great post. Mostly because it only
lays down 4 rules, and the fourth one says the first 3 don't matter.
I kinda like rule #2 - don't believe that the key to greatness is
getting links from "the big guys". Very true. Despite the joy of seeing
that Sitemeter spike, it'll fade and you'll be left with the people who
truly love you. Cherish them.
#3 is good, too - avoid being a me-too meme-ster. The thing that keeps
'em coming back is that weird pixely stuff that drops out of your own head.
#1 - What a bunch of crap. I've NEVER pissed anyone off. Almost 10
months & not a single troll. I've barely even had any
disagreements. So either Jim is wrong, or I'm just REALLY bland and
boring.
Bartender, you shut up.
posted by Harvey at 9:36:14 PM permalink HOME
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QUESTION FOR THE LADIES
Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist read my post on what makes for a pretty lady, which got him thinking about how nice it is to work retail, because you get paid to flirt with the ladies, which made me think about some of my female customers, which makes me think of a question for my female readers:
Do you have ANY idea how much cleavage you're showing off?
Seriously ladies, when you're picking a top as you get ready to go out
somewhere (like... uh... the bank, for example), what, if any, degree
of consideration do you give to how much breast flesh is visible
topside? I'm curious about that, because I've seen some women that just
make me think "oh... my... god... is it possible
that she "accidentally" picked a top that shows enough boob-crack for
me to stick my entire hand into? Is she an exhibitionist, or was she
just in a big hurry when she got dressed?"
I swear, I can handle the truth.
Oh, and speaking of cleavage, I almost forgot this cleave-tastic site that I found via ErosBlog. It's perfectly safe for work, if "work" is a massage parlor.
posted by Harvey at 9:20:04 PM permalink HOME
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KING OF THE BLOGS RESULTS: ROUND 1 OF 2
DGCI 40 points
WalloWorld 35 points
Debra Galant 28.5 points
Generation Why 25.5 points
Hear that? That's the sound of Good King Bill of WalloWorld starting
to sweat. Looks like we may have a serious contender in the form of
DGCI.
Links to 3 other judges' reviews (as well as my own brilliant analyses) are available at the KotB page, as well as Pietro's full reviews, Andrew being practically non-stuffy, and Southern Musings cutting right to the chase.
posted by Harvey at 9:12:34 PM permalink HOME
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