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Monday, April 19, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

Martha sighed. She didn't mind so much that George wore her dresses once in a while, she just wished he'd take it easy with her green eye shadow.

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IN MEMORIAL

We all know that Glenn Reynolds (Instapundit) puts puppies in blenders and then drinks them to absorb their life force, thus enabling him to post 750 times a day. No one disputes this fact.

Now, an obscure Japanese web site has honored the victims of Glenn's depradations in pictures.

Go. Look. Remember their little faces. And know why the Alliance of Free Blogs continues it's struggle.

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

[special thanks to Lynn and Michelle]

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PROOF!

During my "Fun Facts About Australia" guest post at Drama Queen, I stated the following:

The kangaroo is a pouched marsupial native to Australia. Most women own them for storage purposes, since purses are illegal in Australia.

You thought I was kidding.

Check this out.

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YAY! A CONTEST!

Quoting directly:

The Practical Penumbra Stupid Customer Story Open

Just tell your favorite stupid customer story in the comments to this post. You may enter multiple stories, but only one story per comment.
In order to be fair, folks who don't work in customer service are allowed to enter stories of stupid customers they have actually observed in action, but it must be a first-hand account--no hearsay allowed!

The deadine for entries is midnight EST (CDT) April 27, 2004, and winner(s) will be announced April 30th.

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COOKING WITH TIFFANY

Tiffany of Blow Fuse has the intriguing results of her survey on cookbook recipes. I'm flattered to be selected as one of the "funniest lines from the survey responses". Gratuitous linkage if you can figure out which one of the five is mine. You probably can.

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KING OF THE BLOGS RESULTS

Bill the Bloody of WalloWorld has once again succeeded in hacking his helpless challengers to bits. Can no one stop this madman?

Full results at the King of the Blogs home page, including Andrew's short, yet still incredibly stuffy reviews, Practical Penumbra's pithiness, Pietro's really readable writings, and my... GOD don't I ever shut up? Judging from the length of my review, I'm obviously compensating for some... shortcoming.

By the way, anyone who's a Large Mammal or higher is cordially invited to come and kick Bloody Billy's ass in the next tournament. We're desperate to stop the oppression. I swear, he's starting to make the Puppy Blender look like Mr. Rogers. If he doesn't lose soon, I'll have to start making up filthy lies about him.

WALLOWORLD ESSE DELENDUM!

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