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Monday, March 22, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
I love you because I am sensitive to touch and you have touched my heart.
posted by Harvey at 10:56:24 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
Here's how I do it. Put the penny in, wait 60 seconds, pull the penny out. If it looks like this, then the coffee's ready.
posted by Harvey at 10:54:16 PM permalink HOME
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THE BEST OF ME SYMPHONY
is being hosted this week by the sweetiest 23-year-old in the blogosphere - Susie of Practical Penumbra.
Lot's of good stuff all around, but my favorite was the hostess's entry, which quotes her little brother reporting on what he learned in Microeconomics class:
Walmart is a hugely successful
company because they don't give paychecks to their employees and they
also screw all their customers.
Coming to a small town near you: Harv-Mart. Our customers are beaten
with bicycle chains and our employees pay ME for the privilege of
coming to work each day.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wonder why Susie cast me as Snidely Whiplash?
Which reminds me... any pretty ladies out there wanna get tied to the railroad track? [twirls moustache]
posted by Harvey at 8:41:41 PM permalink HOME
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CARNIVAL OF THE CAPITALISTS
is up at The Entrepreneurial Mind.
Ya know, I still have a hard time believing that a word describing such
a noble pursuit has its origin's in FRENCH. Strange world.
Yet a good round up, because thanks to this post by abnu of Wordlab, I found out what the secret ingredient in Dasani bottled water is.
Nope, not ordinary tap water, although that's in there.
Nope, not bromate, although ""
It's... well... it's at the other end of the link in the first update.
I damn near died laughing. WTF were they thinking?
posted by Harvey at 8:39:09 PM permalink HOME
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CARNIVAL OF THE CATS
is up at Amish Tech Support. Which led me to this picture at DGCI (the top one of the three), about which I feel compelled to say the following:
Although I have a full beard and it's getting a little gray, and I've
been known stare vacantly at the TV with the remote in one hand and a
beer in the other, THAT IS NOT A PICTURE OF ME.
Just sayin'.
posted by Harvey at 8:35:42 PM permalink HOME
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ICEPICK FROG NUCLEAR = THE SIMPSONS IN SPANISH
WTF?
Oh, must be another edition of "I Feel Lucky", where Graumagus plugs random phrases into Google.
Cute little flower, too.
posted by Harvey at 7:12:41 AM permalink HOME
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2015 PART 11
is up at BigStick.US. The French are worse, but at least the Canadian's or (N'at'ers) are better. Slightly more fireproof, anyway.
posted by Harvey at 7:09:46 AM permalink HOME
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