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Thursday, March 25, 2004

JUST TEASING

...because I can. My Filthy Lie assignment is about 95% finished, and just needs a little tuning, polishing, & linking. Expect it Friday evening.

Think epic poem.

Maybe I'll even be funnier than GEBIV this week.

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CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES #79

...is up & running at Encyclopeteia. Some good commentary by the host leads me to believe he actually read all the entries.

My pick this week is actually the host's entry, wherein he posts the most delightful captions on some poor saps who sent their pics in to "Hot or Not". For the record, my favorite was #3a.

My comment on #7: Say, weren't you the 4 of Diamonds in the Iraqi Bastard deck of cards?

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"CIRCLE!"

Tom of BigStick.US posted the conclusion to his tale of battling idiot hippy protesters. I always knew leftist lapdogs were a bit dim, but geez:

Whenever we would gather with our counter-protest signs to be photographed by some member of the media, the same woman would invariably stand behind us and hold up her "bring the troops home" (or something) sign. It never occured to her that she was holding it so high over our heads as to keep its message completely out of the frame of the picture. Oh, well.

But the best part is the "Attack of the Killer Circle". Don't miss it.

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YOU HEARD IT HERE SECOND

Apple sells music for $.99 per song.

Wal-Mart's doing it for $.88.

Where's this going? Where will it end? Vanderleun of American Digest thinks it'll bottom out around $.25, and I think he's probably right.

I'm bookmarking that one for future reference, just so I can be smug later.

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

We turned on one another with deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[Angie P. Angie P.]

Angie hated it when people made fun of her bladder control problem.

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