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Tuesday, March 09, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
All I need is my one star in the sky, to wish for you every day.
posted by Harvey at 10:35:04 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Thanks to the magic of computer animation, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
5 will star George Washington as Leatherface.
posted by Harvey at 10:33:17 PM permalink HOME
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ANOTHER WAY TO GET BLOGROLLED
Well, there's always hurling obscenities at me, as did Eric of Straight White
Guy in the comments to this post. Of course, I might be MORE inclined to do it,
if the leg-waxing, skirt-wearing, momma's-boy in question hadn't gotten all
spineless & started backing off on his finely-tuned invective toward the end.
But I'll let it slide, since I kinda miss having the Bartender treat me with
all the respect normally reserved for a splooged-out party hooker, and it was
nice to have someone fill the void.
Speaking of the Bartender, when is he gonna start posting again?. Stop by
the comment party (yes, it's still going strong 3 weeks later) and help drag
his sorry Texas ass out from under the desk in the back office.
Watch the puddles though. They're not water.
Heck, they're probably not booze, either... *sniff, sniff*... What the hell IS
that stuff?
NOTE TO ERIC: my blogroll sometimes gets a little persnickity &
doesn't upload in a timely fashion. I put you in the file, so now it's
just a matter of getting my balky software to do its job.
posted by Harvey at 6:10:25 PM permalink HOME
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FRINCH PART 2
Jeff of BigStick.US has completed his Christmas treat, which continues thusly:
The Frinch Who Stole The Elections, Part 2
All their windows were dark. Quiet sand filled the air.
All the Iraqis were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first chemical plant on the square.
"This is stop number one," the old Frinchy did hiss
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Frinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the WMDs sat in their nuclear glow
"These weapons," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with hands steady and calm,
Around the whole room, and he took every bomb!
Anthrax! And buboes! Sarin! And Guns!
Plutonium, Uranium, and bombs by the Ton!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Frinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!
Set down the drinks & get the rest. Start by reading Part 1 if you haven't already done so.
posted by Harvey at 5:56:44 PM permalink HOME
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DID I MENTION THAT I DROP-KICK SMURFS FOR FUN?
I hate "cute" things. Anything that makes a normal woman go "awwwwww..." makes me go "EWWW!" Pretty much anything from the LTD catalog falls into this category. But thanks to LeeAnn of The Cheese Stands Alone, I've found the first stuffed animals that ever made me go "awwwwww..."
Besides my stuffed rat.
posted by Harvey at 5:53:02 PM permalink HOME
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REQUEST FOR HELP FROM THE MORE EXPERIENCED
Teresa of Technicalities needs to find out what you remember from the 60's. I was 4, so I'm no help. But if you have some memories, please weigh in on this debate. Which of the following is true?:
a) I think there was far more devisiveness and unhappiness during [the
60's]. No era is without its good things happening - like Civil Rights
in the 60's. But on the whole, the movements were bitter, unhappy, and
even dangerous.
b) Only a very small number of protesters spit on soldiers and/or
called them murderers. Those who actually try to document all those
horrible events have as much trouble as those who try to find examples
of bra burning.
Let Teresa know what you think.
posted by Harvey at 5:48:15 PM permalink HOME
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POMPOUS, SANCTIMONIUS DE-LINKING
Since it's trendy to de-link people who say things you disagree with, I'm arrogantly and loudly de-linking Frank J. of IMAO
Why?
He's supporting both monkeys AND hippies. Which is just unconscionable. I don't want someone to come by here, see a link to IMAO, and think I'm some kind of hippy & monkey lover.
Off you go Frank...
... crap... I've got 3 links to IMAO in the sidebar. That's way to much work to undo... all that template tweaking...ugh.
Ok, Frank, you can stay for now.
But I'll be watching...
posted by Harvey at 5:45:59 PM permalink HOME
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IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
via my Latvian connection, I discovered that the British are fiddling with a device that will allow you to send and receive fragrances
over the internet. Those silly English folk have "selling flowers" as
the main point of attraction. Heh. I'm sure you can guess what kind of
scents I'd be sending.
If you don't know me well enough to guess, I'll just have to quote a Latvian and let that serve as your hint:
Ieeju lapā un šitie maitas ar savam reklāmām iztērē visus manus
flakoniņus!!! A es tos priekš porno lapām ilgi biju krājis ... ehh
[emphasis added]
posted by Harvey at 5:41:19 PM permalink HOME
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