Sunday, January 18, 2004

-------------------- He's outa here!  Pulling the Ejection Handle. I will continue to write it -- or something like it -- as most writers do: in private. I remain deeply saddened and disappointed that a large number of people seemed to think that I was taking myself that seriously. I had hoped that we might be able to poke fun at the Rampant Seriousness and Offend No One mentality that is squeezing all the fun out of life. But if every parody entry is going to provoke outraged comments about soccer (which I played almost daily for six year), Ice Hockey (go Kings!), and reading books (never tried it; sounds boring), then in the words of the President I have clearly misunderestimated people. I predict this will last about as long as Britney's wedding.  CP 11:06:03 PM    comment []

-------------------- Speaking of Cow.... I've been predicting it since day one, and it looks like Rosie O'Donnell's utterly horrid musical Taboo as finished circling the bowl, and is going down for the big flush. Well, it's time to write the book (or at least a farewell column) on "Taboo," a sad fiasco of a musical that will play its f... [Capitalist Lion] 5:36:39 PM    comment []

-------------------- I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY You know, I just can't figure out reporters. They say that they're bringing info to the masses, letting us have a clearer picture of the world so we can make better decisions, or so we won't be led astray. But... [Hell In A Handbasket] 5:34:16 PM    comment []

-------------------- Jet Powered Beer Cooler! Thanks GBT! 3:16:21 PM    comment []

--------------------   Astronomy Picture of the Day Up close, the Martian soil appears to planetary geologists to have clumping properties similar to cocoa powder. Great!.  Now we have a moon made of green cheese and a planet made of cocoa powder.  Can't we find a heavenly body made of this stuff?  CP 8:35:39 AM    comment []

-------------------- Bud Light Real American Heroes & Real Men of Genius found at memepool.com 8:14:38 AM    comment []