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I Want A Fat Babe
It's sure to elicit at least a chuckle, is work safe, and the Fat Babe isn't half-bad looking. At...
[suburban blight]
9:41:41 PM 
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Phone Sex!
Safe for everywhere.
9:14:10 PM
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Ben's a Moron
Some dickhead named Ben posted the following in the comments section of this post: Could you please look a little...
[Grouchy Old Cripple]
It's not nice to make the Grouch Grouchy! CP
8:54:10 PM
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Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
8:37:56 PM
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"The people made worse off by slavery were those who were enslaved. Their descendants would have been worse off today if born in Africa instead of America. Put differently, the terrible fate of their ancestors benefitted them. If those who were enslaved were alive, they would deserve huge reparations and their captors would deserve worse punishments than our laws allow. But death has put both beyond our reach. Frustrating as that may be, creating new injustices among the living will not change that." --Thomas Sowell
Found at American Realpolitik
8:12:16 PM
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Small Moves
Organized chaos amidst organized clutter and the distinct sense that somewhere there was a war on.
Driving from the main gate to the mustering area you glance in your side mirror and notice two Apache attack helicopters cruising just above you right down the center line. Very persuasive looking machines. You’re glad they’re on your side and you are on theirs. Just before you park you pass a road sign reading, “Drive Carefully. Tank Crossing.”
The distant reports of cannons and star shells drifting down onto brown scrub-daubed California hills. Around the edge of the parade ground, one unfortunate Marine walks slowly in helmet and flack jacket with a full clip in his rifle. Somewhere nearby dull thuds of .50 caliber machine guns echo off the barracks all day. If you look up from the work, you’ll be comforted to see that fifty yards up the hill is a Taco Bell.
Camp Pendleton. 1st Marine Division. They’re going back to Iraq and they’re training hard. When we gathered at the main gate at 9:00 AM somebody mentioned that they’d read the military was getting short on ammunition. If so, the news hadn’t reached the Marines. They seemed, in the catchphrase of the day, to be “keeping it real.” Everywhere you looked they were training hard......
[American Digest]
4:58:22 PM
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Allah is nervous today
Not a little nervous, either. Not "Don Knotts" nervous. "Qaddafi" nervous. As in, very, very, very, very, very, VERY nervous. Allah needs to mellow out, but that is easier said than done. Caption contests usually are...
[Allah Is In The House]
4:49:03 PM
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Supermodel meat sports.  Kooky quicktime short. Atkins sex. If bikini-clad supermodels cavorting with lunchmeat is your idea of hot online action -- then consider this the jackpot, baby. The whole mad cow thing adds an extra-sexy whiff of danger. Carb-free and work-safe (unless you work in a vegan ashram).
[Boing Boing Blog]
11:41:39 AM
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Dissecting Howard Dean's implosion
Former front-runner undone by long list of flaws.
Like the Challenger explosion, the faltering of Howard Dean’s campaign will occupy crash-site investigators for years, maybe decades. How did a guy who rose to front-runner with such a powerful message — the war is wrong, the political system needs profound reform — get so sidetracked between Thanksgiving and the Super Bowl?
11:28:14 AM
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Just Like '84
The Democrats don't even have a nominee yet, so place whatever stock in this you wish, but I thought it was worth a mention nonetheless. A website called Election Projection
... keeps a running projection for the 2004 US Presidential Election. Using the most recent polling data, state-by-state voting totals from 2000 will be updated to project a 2004 outcome.
[Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]
11:16:55 AM
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OSAMA IN CUSTODY?
It's just a rumor - but I thought I would throw it out there. Do I believe it? Not really. But I would be very happy to be wrong. (via Kevin)...
[DiscountBlogger]
8:13:05 AM
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