The Samurai School of Appliantology: Service Call from Hell: "As you know, the air conditioner in Hell breaks down with annoying regularity. Many fine service technicians have tried to repair it--many have died. The Samurai's world-class reputation for his superb repairing skills extends even into the bowels of the underworld. The other day, a low-level demonic bureaucrat summoned the Samurai to Hell to repair their air conditoner. Naturally, I was not inclined to accept the job but, well, let's just say they made me an offer I couldn't refuse. So, I hopped in my handbasket and took the highway to Hell. Let's listen to this rare audio clip of the Samurai practicing his enlightened repairing art while servicing Hell's air conditioner: "