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Wednesday, October 22, 2003

HEY, DUDE, LIKE, YA GOT A QUARTER?

I used to play coin-operated video games in the early 80's. A lot of them. It's where most of my paper route money went. I had a few favorites that I could usually get my initials on, and sometimes even for high score. On Donkey Kong, for example, I could usually break 70,000 (that third elevator level was always a bitch).

Thanks to Brian, I discovered that the 10-13 demographic is less than impressed with the toys of my misspent youth.

I. feel. so. old.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH LIBERALISM?

The League of ~~Socialists~~ Liberals has this intriguing banner at their snake-pit:

They probably didn't intend to be so honest, but yes, the problem with liberals is that they think those bottom two items are "open to change".

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WELCOME!

The League of Liberals wants to take a crack at sponsoring the New Blog Showcase. Well, it's always nice to have some new folks playing the game. As a blogwarming gift, I'm buying them all some nice T-shirts.

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KILLER INTERVIEW

I just read Daniel's interview at Deep Cover Agent, Code Name: Jen's place. Wow! No wonder I got knocked off Susie's cybercrush list. Heck, if I were a girl, I'd probably go for him myself.

Of course, if I were a girl, I'd be so busy jumping rope naked in front of a mirror that I probably wouldn't have time for cybercrushes.

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5 DIGITS

Susie recently got her 10,000th visitor. Congratulations, Susie!

And, I might add, you don't look a day over 8000.

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HONORED

Heather made me an honorary member of the Gold Enclave of Privileged Capitalists. I'm gonna put that plaque right next to my $87 billion in graffiti currency.

But it leads me to a quandry:

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY TROLLS?

Heather gets them and makes up a club to exclude them.

Misha gets them and takes up a club to bash them.

Daniel gets them and cuts their hearts out with a wooden spoon.

Matt gets them and deletes them.

I go around pissing on hippies and knocking them out of trees, but do I get any hate?

NOOOOOOOO!

Doesn't anybody hate me?

I'm going to go pout now.

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Amid the gloom and travail of existence suddenly to behold a beautiful being... and as instantaneously to feel an overwhelming conviction, that with that fair form, our destinies must be entwined... this is love.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

A Streetcar Named Dollar