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Thursday, January 08, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

And indeed I felt happy with her, so perfectly happy, that the one desire of mine was that it should differ in nothing from hers, and already I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

A pen, a dollar, Bill Clinton, and a fit of pettiness.

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SUSIE'S TRUE IDENTITY

With a little bit of detective work, I've discovered that Susie's real name is Sonya Thomas, she weighs 105 pounds, and she's 36 years old.

How do I know this? Simple, really. Check out Susie's Christmas post.

Then read this post from American Digest.

Now go ahead & tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.

Besides, I recognize that "my jaw is very tired right now" quote from a previous non-fruitcake-related encounter that I am never to mention in public, and...

DOH!

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LIKE I NEED AN EXCUSE

I prefer my coffee insanely strong. I have an espresso maker for home use, and when I'm stuck at work, I put my coffee cup under the grounds basket instead of the carafe so that I can get the purest, vitalest juice possible as soon as the fluid starts flowing.

Debbye of Being American in T.O. informs me that this is actually a good thing:

Drinking more coffee may reduce the risk of developing the most common form of diabetes, a study has found. Compared to non-coffee drinkers, men who drank more than six eight-ounce cups of caffeinated coffee per day lowered their risk of type 2 diabetes by about half, and women reduced their risk by nearly 30%, according to the study in today's issue of Annals of Internal Medicine.

Near as I can figure, Susie's gonna live forever.

Meanwhile, stop by Debbye's and find out which of the following is NOT "stuff":
a) milk
b) sugar
c) scotch

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WHAT DID SUSIE SAY?

Susie is having a caption contest for the picture of her as a toddler that she keeps in the upper left corner of her main page. Stop over and leave your idea in the comments.

From what I understand, she's taking bribes, so bring cash, Reddi-Wip, scantily clad firemen, and/or a limber tongue.

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HAPPY DANA

America's #1 pin-up girl is giddy with delight, and is telling the world. However, she neglected to mention the cause of her joy, leaving me to speculate on the top 10 possible explanations:

10) 15,000 little tiny cloth squares later, that quilt is finally done

9) She kicked Heather's ass in a shelf-reaching contest

8) She finally got that creepy Bill Clinton Action Figure out of her house

7) It's goose-hunting season

6) It's winter, she's pregnant, and she just dodged another office party.

5) UPS just dropped off her Britney Spears Fashion Kit.

4) She's been brushing up on her math skills.

3) After a series of particularly shrewd wagers, she's managed to obligate her entire dream harem to a night of servitude

2) Pregnancy = BloggersWithBiggerBoobies

and the number one reason why Dana is the happiest she's ever been in her whole life:

1) Headline - New York Times - "Howard Dean Strangled By Slightly Right-Of-Center Crafty, Creative Geekgirl in the Inland Northwest"

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PETA WHACKIN'

If you've said something nasty about PeTA lately, Heather's wants you to send her a link so she can include you in her PeTA-themed round-up.

If you're looking for a title, Heather, may I suggest "PeTA Poopers"?

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

If I had wings...
I would walk with you.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY