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Friday, January 09, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
I long for the simplest, yet most beautiful, things in life - the
gentle touch of your hand, the tenderness of your skin tightly pressed
against mine, the sweet taste of your lips, your angelic smile which
melts my heart - those are things money could never buy and nothing
could ever replace.
posted by Harvey at 10:32:42 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
In an effort to pander to black voters, Howard Dean tries to rhyme like
Jesse Jackson, and fails in the miserably craptacular fashion only
possible to a talentless hack of a no-rhythm-having piece of
Vermont-honky white trash.
posted by Harvey at 10:30:12 PM permalink HOME
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'ROLLING THE CHEESE
It's been a little slow at the bank since the holidays ended, so I've
occasionally found myself with time to kill after making my daily
blog-rounds. Usually I'd start with my referrer logs to see who's been
visiting, on the theory that anyone who visits my blog may be screwball
enough to write the sort of stuff I'd enjoy reading.
Well, I kept seeing LeeAnn's blog, The Cheese Stands Alone,
consistently showing up. I've heard a lot about LeeAnn, seen her linked
by members of my blogroll on occasion, and she's shown up in my
comments several times. So I've been poking around over at the House o'
Cheese lately, and discovered that she's got the kind of content that I
should be checking out more frequently.
For example, she found this TinyGrow site that wasted a good hour of my life.
And she lets odd little things fall out of her head like:
7. I stole a spoon from Cracker Barrel once while lunching with my mom.
She said I was going to hell. I told her not to worry, it was just a
spoon. She said, well, then you're going to spoon hell.
So, at this point, I'm starting to think, "Hmmm... my kinda girl".
Then a couple days ago she paid homage to Firefly, which is my favorite show in the entire universe, so yeah, she's a keeper. Onto the blogroll she goes.
Now if only I can figure out how to persuade her to put her cheescake pix back on her sidebar...
posted by Harvey at 7:21:02 PM permalink HOME
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THE LAST FLIGHT OF TIME
At the end of a good story, you say to yourself "that was pretty good".
At the end of a very good story, you say to yourself "I want to read
some of the author's other stories."
At the end of a great story involving an unnatural creature who forces
a good man to murder against his will, you say to yourself, "That
bastard! I want to tear that monster's guts out with my bare hands for what he
did!"
Go check out The Last Flight of Time by J of Quibbles & Bits, and see where you think it falls
on the scale. It's about a 20 minute read, and it's much better if it's
an undisturbed 20 minutes, because it almost physically hurts to get
yanked out of J's universe when he's in the groove like this.
posted by Harvey at 6:48:27 PM permalink HOME
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DROP YOUR SOCKS, AND GRAB YOUR...
...permalinks, because the deadline for submission to Madfish Willie's Champagne Room link-fest o' lust is Saturday at noon. Get your best R & X rated material to the Bartender forthwith. That's madfishwillie at hotmail.com
I know you said something dirty in the last week, otherwise you wouldn't be the kind of person to be visting my squalid deprav-o-blog.
posted by Harvey at 6:43:11 PM permalink HOME
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