Updated: 5/31/2004; 12:28:37 AM.
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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
        

Saturday, May 08, 2004

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Seven Best Positions to Use in Bed

Without apology, here are the seven best positions to use in bed. [democrats give conservatives indigestion]


9:15:47 PM    

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The Big Blue Dress

"Yes, this is a stain on America right now. So go ahead and think of America as the big blue dress.

But guess what? That's what they have dry cleaners for. I think our president deserves the chance to show that he can clean this mess up. There are a million dresses in America's closets and I sincerely believe that we'll end up wearing the one that fits right. You know, the one that makes your ass look small and your tits look big and everyone looks at you and says, hot damn. I want to be in that dress.

I'm voting for the dry cleaner guy." [A Small Victory]


9:05:57 PM    

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Frisbees in Fallujah   [Citizen Smash - The Indepundit]


9:00:09 PM    

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1 Reason Not To Post

Today, I experienced 1 simple reason not to post to this blog. I was out teaching women how to shoot. We trained 38 women today. One asked me some questions after the wrapup about the law. I gave her the... [The Bitch Girls]


8:51:15 PM    

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I originally posted this on Veteran's Day last November.  Since tomorrow is Mother's Day I thought a repost was in order.

The Lady behind the typewriter.

The lady pictured above and here is now 85 years old.  She was born and raised on a small homestead farm in North Dakota.  She graduated valedictorian from High School and as most unmarried woman in those days went to work in the typing pool at the county. 

Then WWll came along and all the men left.  Some of the woman went back to the farm to fill their places.  This lady stayed on at the typewriter wishing there was something she could do way out on the Dakota prairie to help the war effort. 

One day on the radio (always on for war news) they heard an announcement about a new Woman's Army Corp being formed to help fill all the vacant posts left by the men who went to war.  The other woman laughed. It was a very radical idea at the time.  Whoever heard of such a thing as a woman in the Army?

This lady said "that's something we could do to help".  She was laughed at.

She took the next day off and went to the big city (Fargo) to enlist.  The Army recruiter though she was crazy till he made some phone calls and found out she was telling the truth.

She returned the next day to clean out her desk to the shocked disbelief of the other woman in the office.

She was inducted and sent to Des Moines, Iowa to be in the very first company of females in the U.S. Army.

She served at Pittsburg, California for the next few years and met a very handsome Army man there.  They were married and he was shipped off to New Guinea.  He became very ill and was sent back to the states for treatment.  She became pregnant and had to be discharged.  She had a baby boy about the time her husband was diagnosed with Leukemia.  He died about a year after the birth of their son.  She never remarried and spent the next 18 years raising their son.  I like to think she did a pretty good job of raising him on her own.

That lady was my mother. 

The proud tradition of woman in the U.S. military is now commonplace.  It all started on that drill field in Iowa those many years ago.  There was no draft for woman so they were all volunteers.  They continue to volunteer to this day although the stakes are now much higher for them in combat.

If I were a woman I don't know if I would have the guts to volunteer for today's military knowing what might happen to me if captured. 

So on this Mother's Day, hats off to all the women (and mothers)in harms way on all the battlefields.

Now - do I still have to get a card?  Alright!  I'm going - I'm going!

 


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4:04:06 PM    

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Saturday Boobage .... [Grouchy Old Cripple]

Safe for work?  Yes and no!  Go ahead.  If you get fired then you didn't want to work there anyway!


2:11:40 PM    

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Girl Scouts gone wild!

On my honor, I will try:
To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to drink and take my top off.


2:06:27 PM    

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Vmyths.com Virus Hysteria Alert
{8 May 2004, 13:10 CT}

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CATEGORY: Historical perspective on recent hysteria
          http://Vmyths.com/hoax.cfm?id=280&;page=3

A Reuters newswire says "German police have arrested an 18-year-old man suspected of creating the 'Sasser' computer worm, believed to be one of the Internet's most costly outbreaks of sabotage...  [A police spokesman] said the suspect admitted to programming the worm."  See http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4928653 for the full text of the newswire.

In our previous Hysteria Alert, we predicted the fearmongers at mi2g will soon slap an astronomical dollar value on the Sasser worm.  The U.S. alone will account for a few billion of mi2g's guesstimate.  This leads us to ponder an interesting question:

Will the Justice Department try to extradite the author of the Sasser worm?  Will he stand trial on American soil for a multi-billion-dollar crime?

If history is a guide, Sasser's author will never appear before a U.S. judge.  Consider the following:

   1) U.S. feds never sought extradition for Jan de Wit (aka "OnTheFly"), who released the Kournikova virus in February 2001.  A Dutch court convicted him for the crime but he remains free of a U.S. indictment.
   2) U.S. feds never sought extradition for any of the suspects behind the ILoveYou virus in May 2000.  Reonel Ramones, Onel de Guzman, and Irene de Guzman remain free of a U.S. indictment in the Philippines despite the successful completion of a much-publicized worldwide manhunt.
   3) U.S. feds never sought extradition for Mike Calce (aka "Mafiaboy"), a then-14yr-old hacker who masterminded an e-commerce attack that (supposedly) very nearly destroyed Amazon.com, Yahoo!, eBay, CNN, and other U.S.-based firms in February 2000.  Calce was found guilty in Canada for the crime but remains free of a U.S. indictment.
   4) U.S. feds never sought extradition for acknowledged Chernobyl virus writer Chen Ing-Hau for "destroy[ing] thousands" of U.S. government, military, corporate, academic, and personal PCs in April 1999.  He remains free of a U.S. indictment in Taiwan.

FBI agents traditionally provide "evidence" to other countries to help them prosecute virus/worm authors ... but that's as far as it goes.  Remember this when you read stories about the arrest of Sasser's creator.  Vmyths predicts he won't be extradited to America.

Remember your history lessons.  Stay calm.  Stay reasoned.  And stay tuned to Vmyths.

Rob Rosenberger, editor
http://Vmyths.com


1:41:24 PM    

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 Space Station Spotting: Now is the Season


1:36:58 PM    

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Live from the Desert

Our own resident national hero Rick has sent home an email live from Iraq.

Hi Babes: The internet has been down most of the time. I can download but haven't been able to send out anything. Hopefully this will make it through. I'll try to call you in the morning. Saw the Iraqi prisoner abuse photos on TV today. I don't know what the heck was in the minds of the soldiers doing that stuff. Not so much because the Iraqis were humilitated but because it could lead...

Okay, off my soap box. But I'll tell ya...after being here and seeing how the Arabs treat each other and their enemies...it's real hard to work up any sympanthy for whatever abuse is heaped on them.  [Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]


1:27:10 PM    

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Who Leaked the Photos?

KEVIN DRUM follows the trail of the Abu Ghraib photos, and concludes that someone may have been attemtping to blackmail... [Citizen Smash - The Indepundit]


1:22:39 PM    

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Abu Gharib , the other side of the story

Ali at Iraq the Model offers an alternate picture of life at Abu Gharib.

"- I?ll tell you about that; first let me tell you that I was surprised with their politeness. Whenever they come to the hospital, they would take of their helmets and show great respect and they either call me Sir or doctor. As for the way they treat the prisoners, they never handcuff anyone of those, political or else, when they bring them for examination and treatment unless I ask them to do so if I know that a particular prisoner is aggressive, and I never saw them beat a prisoner and rarely did one of them use an offensive language with a prisoner.

Did you witness any aggressiveness from American soldiers?

- Only once. There was a guy who is a troublemaker. He was abnormally aggressive and hated Americans so much. One of those days the soldiers were delivering lunch and he took the soup pot that was still hot and threw it at one of the guards. The guard avoided it and the other guards caught the convict and one of them used an irritant spray that causes sever itching, and then they brought the prisoner to me to treat him.

- So you think that these events are isolated?

-As far as I know and from what I?ve seen, I'm sure that they are isolated." [IRAQ THE MODEL]

Read the whole thing straight from the mouths of Iraqi's who were actually there.

Yep ... thats right people.  Just stick with the blogs and you will get the big picture drawn for you sooner or later.  Stick with the major media and you will get nothing but a good brainwashing.  Do you think they would ever report something like this straight from the mouth of an Iraqi doctor?  Of course not.  It is not what they want you to hear so it would be ignored.

I suggest you read IRAQ THE MODEL and other Iraqi blogs every day if you are interested in what is really going on there.  Something else you can do thanks to the net, is read the Arab newspapers online.  As you read them, in your mind,  just reverse what is being said 180 degrees.  If the Arab newspaper are saying that the sun is raising in the west in Iraq you can be pretty sure it is actually raising in the east.


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9:25:39 AM    

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Nice Tits!

Very safe for work!


9:23:08 AM    

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In the dark!


9:15:15 AM    

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Good Morning Sydney


9:12:56 AM    

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Engrish of the Day

Puppy Tissues


9:11:51 AM    

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Comments from a Democrat

Refreshing comments from a Democrat found in the New York Daily News. Speaking on the Iraqi abuse controversy, Joe Lieberman said: "The behavior by Americans at the prison in Iraq is, as we all acknowledge, immoral, intolerable and un-American ...... [democrats give conservatives indigestion]


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5/8/2004   Day By Day Cartoon by Chris Muir


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